Warning: strong language, sexual situations, mentions of violence. Reader discretion is advised.

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“Impetuous Cult (Leader of One)”

© Jane Bled 2017

All Rights Reserved. 


How’s about a vein to suck

Before the IV’d hag collapses

Didn’t even get to pop the question

Or bubble-wrap pre-packaged flesh yet

Guess that makes me the helpless hapless runty runner-up

But I’ll ovulate right here, right now

X marks the sweetest spot

If you can make me give a good hot second quick-start fuck

 

Insert random words like feet into mouths

The louder you hound, the lesser you sound

The deeper I drown, the beeper creeper laughs aloud

Lost in a crowd, prowling ’round Poletown

Sideshow clowns

Free to scavenge, maiden-ravage

Adopt the old adage

Another trip to the pound

Judge set bail, bar(re) too high

Out-of-pocket, out-of-bounds

 

Are Yosemite bears more dangerous than Alaskans

Did her blind date wear a rubber when she asked him

I couldn’t be more derivative if you tried

Hunched over my haunches, over-hyped

Staunchly puffing on the peace pipe

Scat-shooing away some bedwetting mime

Turning headcheese into beef tripe

 

No, I don’t want to call him yet

He still sleepwalks through decapitation

Hella guilty of pretense annihilation

And I’m already dead

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Hey, I didn’t recognize you without the hat © Jane Bled


Dedication: Ian, this one’s for you (don’t mind if I do). Your voice was in my head when I wrote this. Call me crazy — you’d be right. 😉

Thanks again for giving the opportunity last year to write a chapter or two on your super-offensive and I-feel-guilty-laughing-at-this serial on Wattpad. Best of luck, bro. I hope Jess is OK, wherever/whenever she is now.

I do love a pink beard.

Cheers!

 

Jane

 

 

 

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Dreaming, writing, singing. Curious queer human. Soul-deep; heart speaks.

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