About Me


Jane Bled

I don’t want to bullshit you — I loathe introductions. My feeling does not emanate from hostility, but from the unbearable awkwardness I always feel when I’m forced to talk about myself. Though I love being on stage, I have difficulty tooting my own horn. Something about it just feels too much like excessive self-gratification, like masturbating to my mirror image. No thanks. If you must know, I’d much rather get down and dirrty with my music playlist. 😉

Although I’m not a fan of labels, I’ll cautiously conclude that I’m a multi-genre writer with the soul of a stage performer. Specialties include poetry, lyrics, flash fiction, and experimental prose, often in the vein of sexually-explicit horror and dark humor. Wattpad houses my erotic LGBT dark fantasy and short stories, Hannibal fanfiction, and two of my poetry collections.

Anyone who really knows me would say that I’m Jeckyll-and-Hyde. But there are few people who really know me.

“When she was good, she was very, very good. When she was bad, she was horrid. “

– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



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